Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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