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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize