dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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