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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
FUCK WHALES
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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