the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize