you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
