Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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