After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
