The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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