scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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