I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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