I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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