This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Found the puke drawer
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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