Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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