He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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