Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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