yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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