I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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