farters have to be the big spoon...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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