let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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