I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
