yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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