also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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