so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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