like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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