Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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