Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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