she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My balls are so social today.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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