bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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