do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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