Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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