A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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