I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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