we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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