when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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