who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i out mim tonsoeep
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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