He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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