do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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