I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I lost the right to judge tonight
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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