He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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