I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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