hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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