Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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