I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Everyone says I win the strip club
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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