spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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