i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
return my video game
I CAN MOONWALK!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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