I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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