I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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