Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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