I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sober January is a disaster.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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