if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Randomize
