Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So many bounce houses so little time
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20