i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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